How To Survive Mornings, Mondays & Meetings That Should've Been Emails
Congratulations.
You woke up.
That's the good news.
The bad news is your inbox has 47 unread emails, somebody has scheduled a meeting that could've been a text message, and you're expected to function like a responsible adult before you've even had your first coffee.
That's where the Bung Bung Coffee Survival Kit comes in.
This isn't one of those fancy coffee guides written by a bloke who spends his weekends discussing tasting notes and water temperatures.
This is a survival guide.
For people who work hard.
For people who create.
For people who build things.
For people who stay on the grind.
Let's get into it.
THE 5 LEVELS OF COFFEE DRINKERS
LEVEL 1: THE INSTANT COFFEE CRIMINAL
You know who you are.
There's a dusty jar of instant coffee in the cupboard that's been there since the last Prime Minister.
You tell people coffee is coffee.
It isn't.
We're worried about you.
LEVEL 2: THE DRIVE-THRU WARRIOR
Every morning starts with a coffee run.
Every payday starts with wondering where all your money went.
You've spent enough on takeaway coffee to buy a used car.
LEVEL 3: THE OFFICE SURVIVOR
You drink whatever's available.
Sometimes it's decent.
Sometimes it tastes like somebody filtered hot water through cardboard.
It's a gamble every day.
LEVEL 4: THE HOME BARISTA
You've started paying attention.
You own a grinder.
You know what a coffee bean is supposed to look like.
Your friends have started asking you for coffee recommendations.
You're getting there.
LEVEL 5: THE BUNG BUNG BELIEVER
You've seen the light.
Smooth coffee.
Big flavour.
No bitterness.
No nonsense.
Just a quality cup that gets the job done.
Welcome to the crew.
THE MONDAY MORNING EMERGENCY PLAN
When life gets hectic, keep things simple.
Step 1
Put the kettle on.
Step 2
Ignore your emails for five minutes.
The world will survive.
Step 3
Brew a proper coffee.
Step 4
Take a breath.
Step 5
Remember that most problems become easier after caffeine.
HOW MUCH MONEY ARE YOU DRINKING?
Let's do some quick maths.
One café coffee every weekday:
$6 × 5 = $30 per week
$30 × 52 = $1,560 per year
If you're buying one every day?
You're pushing well over $2,000 annually.
That's a holiday.
That's concert tickets.
That's a lot of coffee.
Brewing quality coffee at home doesn't just taste better.
It keeps more money in your pocket.
HOW TO MAKE BETTER COFFEE TOMORROW MORNING
You don't need expensive equipment.
You don't need a science degree.
You just need a few basics.
Start With Better Beans
This is where most people go wrong.
You can't make amazing coffee from average beans.
Use Fresh Water
Coffee is mostly water.
Use good water.
Get better coffee.
Clean Your Equipment
Your machine deserves better.
So do your taste buds.
Don't Burn It
Good coffee should be rich and smooth.
Not bitter and angry.
WHAT MAKES BUNG BUNG DIFFERENT?
Most coffee brands talk like they're applying for a scholarship.
We keep it simple.
Bung Bung Coffee is a smooth medium-dark roast with rich chocolate, caramel and toasted nut notes.
It goes down like a top-shelf whiskey.
Full of character.
Smooth from start to finish.
Strong enough to wake you up.
Smooth enough to drink black.
Our inspiration comes from hip-hop culture.
Authenticity.
Individuality.
Creativity.
Doing things your own way.
The same values that built great music are the same values we bring to every bag we roast.
No gimmicks.
No pretension.
Just good coffee.
THE BUNG BUNG CHECKLIST
Before leaving the house tomorrow, make sure you've got:
☑ Coffee
☑ Water
☑ Keys
☑ Phone
☑ A reasonable amount of patience
☑ A backup amount of patience
☑ More coffee
LIFE'S HARD.
COFFEE SHOULDN'T BE.
Whether you're heading to work, building a business, creating something from nothing or simply trying to survive another Monday, your coffee should be one thing you don't have to worry about.
That's why we created Bung Bung Coffee.
Australia's Most Rugged Roast.
Smooth as silk.